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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently,...
September 4, 2019
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Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has,...
September 4, 2019
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WalMart Assures Americans They Can Still Make Love To Their Guns In Store Parking Lots
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- This week, WalMart's CEO shocked America when it announced it was...
September 4, 2019
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Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- So far in 2019, CBS News reports that there have been...
September 3, 2019
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Pro-Gun Right-Wing Pundit: 284 Mass Shootings in 244 Days ‘Too Soon’ to Talk About Gun Control
EMPTY HOLLOW, CONNECTICUT -- This weekend, CBS News reported that by September 1st --...
September 3, 2019
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Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc....
September 3, 2019
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FBI Report Shows U.S. Needs Just 400 Trillion More Thoughts and Prayers to Reduce Gun Violence
"Platitudes are probably a way better idea at this point."
September 2, 2019
Immigration
A Complete List of Billionaire Pedophile Illegal Immigrant Mass Shooters in the News This Week
In the last two weeks, there have been at least three high-profile mass shootings,...
August 16, 2019
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Local Man Loses Track Of Which Mass Shooting It’d Be Inappropriate To Talk About Gun Control After
"Was it the one yesterday, or earlier this week...last month? Shit. I can't remember."
August 9, 2019
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El Paso Shooting Victim Asked If She Could Be Shot Instead of Getting a Presidential Visit
EL PASO, TX -- An victim of the deadly mass shooting in El Paso,...
August 9, 2019
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Gamestop to Start Requiring 7-Day Waiting Periods on All Violent Video Games
GRAPEVINE, TEXAS -- Videogame retail giant Gamestop held a call with stockholders today and...
August 8, 2019
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6 Ways Americans Can Address Mass Shootings Without Actually Doing Anything About Guns
Okay, America. Maybe it's time to slow down a little bit on the mass...
August 7, 2019
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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