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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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NRA Calls For ‘Disingenuous, Half-Hearted Attempt to Pluck Low Hanging Gun Control Fruit’ It Will Ultimately Oppose

Wayne LaPierre tells the media he and the NRA are on board with the minimal effort to curb mass shootings, but only for a short time.
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Republican Cancer Patient Tries to Pay His Chemo Bills With His Second Amendment Rights

When he was diagnosed with cancer and didn't have "communist" Obamacare subsidized health insurance, this man proposed a new bargain with the hospital.
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Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15

When Clem O'Connell married his darling AR-15, he thought he'd be in for a lifetime of happiness. But his honeymoon turned quickly disastrous.
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Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet

President Trump accidentally found a cache of weapons taken from good, clean, ammo hoarding American patriots by Barack Obama.
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Arkansas Dog Wonders When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Address Her Brother’s Morality Problem

When describing the issues facing Chicago's gun violence problem, Sarah Huckabee Sanders said the city has a "morality" problem. This dog scoffed at that.
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Wayne LaPierre Makes Impassioned Plea For Congress to Pretend Friends and Colleagues Were First Graders

NRA Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre wants members of Congress to pretend their friends and colleagues were just innocent first graders.
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Trump Supporter Wonders Which Muslim Country Orlando Workplace Shooter Came From

After a shooting rampage in Orlando kills five, one Trumper wonders which Muslim country the shooter came from.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #409

A weekly chronicling of all the glorious liberty lobbers wrangled-up in President Obama's infamous gun confiscation efforts.
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Obama Making Preparations To Return Every Single Gun He Confiscated

Everyone knows President Obama took everyone's guns away. But now, he says it's time to give them back.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

Obama's agenda of total gun confiscation examined.
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Obama Wants To Be A ‘Private Sector Gun Grabber’ When He Leaves Office

Can Obama be a better gun grabber in the private sector than he was as President?
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #406

Did Obummer's mandatory gun confiscation unit come to your berg this week?
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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