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Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes

James Schlarmann -
NORTH POLE, EARTH -- Kristopher Q. Kringle, known around the world by his stage name Santa Claus, has issued a request in the hours before his annual trip around the world, delivering presents to all the good boys and...
The Political Garbage Chute

Proud Gun Owner Mom in Tense Mexican Standoff With 3rd Grader

James Schlarmann -
A woman and her young child are in a Mexican Standoff over snack time.
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Conservative Economist Predicts Inflation Will Fall 200% If Everyone Sees Hunter Biden’s Dick

When the Republican Party secured control of the House of Representatives in last year's midterm election, they promised the...
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