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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

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The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run

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Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia.
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After President’s Gun Control Speech, Confused Conservative Hands Guns Over to Obama

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One man hands Obama his guns after misunderstanding the president's executive orders on gun measures.
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Wayne LaPierre Leaves His Wife for His Trusty Rifle

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Wayne LaPierre is moving on after years of marriage.
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State Republican Hires Criminal to Advise Which Gun Laws He WOULD Obey

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One Republican has a new idea for determining which -- if any -- gun laws he'll support.
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Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal

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Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.
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God to American Gun Nuts: You’re To Blame For WDBJ Shooting

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God reacts to the WDBJ shooting.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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