More Satire
Alternative Facts
The Pastiche Post
Not Really.News
Satirical Facts
Videos
Search
More Satire
Alternative Facts
The Pastiche Post
Not Really.News
Satirical Facts
Videos
More Satire
Alternative Facts
The Pastiche Post
Not Really.News
Satirical Facts
Videos
gun lobby
Pew Pew!
Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
James Schlarmann
-
November 6, 2017
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
Pew Pew!
Gun Lobbyist Turned Away By Customer Service Because He Can’t Find Receipt For Congressman
James Schlarmann
-
June 30, 2016
"When we purchase congressmen, we expect them to run our programming consistently."
Pew Pew!
Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic
James Schlarmann
-
June 21, 2016
Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.
Pew Pew!
Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #359 – Christmas Eve Edition
James Schlarmann
-
December 24, 2015
A festive, holiday-inspired rundown of Obama's Gun Confiscation count.
- Advertisement -
Latest News
Economy
Burt Thompson
-
May 3, 2023
I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?
I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
- Advertisement -
LGTBQ+
Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”
James Schlarmann
-
May 3, 2023
Criminal Justice
A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape
James Schlarmann
-
May 2, 2023
Lifestyle
Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’
James Schlarmann
-
May 2, 2023
Arts & Entertainment
Disney Exec: Company Has Years of Meaningful Experience Dealing With Grumpy Dwarfs
James Schlarmann
-
May 1, 2023