gun lobby

Pew Pew!

Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”

James Schlarmann -
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
Pew Pew!

Gun Lobbyist Turned Away By Customer Service Because He Can’t Find Receipt For Congressman

James Schlarmann -
"When we purchase congressmen, we expect them to run our programming consistently."
Pew Pew!

Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic

James Schlarmann -
Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.
Pew Pew!

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #359 – Christmas Eve Edition

James Schlarmann -
A festive, holiday-inspired rundown of Obama's Gun Confiscation count.
- Advertisement -spot_img

Latest News

EconomyBurt Thompson -

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
- Advertisement -spot_img

Newsletter Signup

(All Content is Satirical)