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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”

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"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
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Gun Lobbyist Turned Away By Customer Service Because He Can’t Find Receipt For Congressman

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"When we purchase congressmen, we expect them to run our programming consistently."
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Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic

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Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #359 – Christmas Eve Edition

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A festive, holiday-inspired rundown of Obama's Gun Confiscation count.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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