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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, Larry "God" Schumway held a press conference...
February 20, 2018
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Trump Supporter Wants Florida Added To Trump’s Muslim Ban List
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a die hard Donald Trump supporter,...
February 17, 2018
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Lazy Union Thug Willing To Take Several Rapidly Fired Bullets For Your Child
DE LEON FALLS, FLORIDA -- When she began teaching at De Leon Falls High...
February 16, 2018
Immigration
White House Relieved Kentucky School Shooter Not Muslim Or Immigrant And Shooting Never Actually Happened
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite copious reporting of it, there was no school shooting in...
January 24, 2018
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Trump Supporter Recovering From Honeymoon Groin Injuries After Marrying AR-15
HOBART, ARKANSAS -- On the most recent episode of popular right-wing podcast and YouTube channel...
November 28, 2017
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Trump Tweets Sincere Condolences For Shooting At Columbine
"His base knows he's gonna shoot before aiming, or even really getting the gun out of its holster."
November 15, 2017
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American Ready To Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before The Next Mass Shooting
"Once you see the numbers it just becomes too much to process after awhile."
November 7, 2017
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Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
"They aren't going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity."
November 6, 2017
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NRA Spokesman Says America Needs Armed Clergy in Every Church
"The last thing this country needs to do is witness two senseless gun-related mass murders in less than a month and get the feeling like they can actually do something about them."
November 6, 2017
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Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out
"When the United States issues guns, it's not giving them to their best."
November 6, 2017
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Texas Republican Furious Trump’s Muslim Ban Failed to Stop Church Shooting
"We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism."
November 6, 2017
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Obama’s Anxiety at Peak Levels Having Not Grabbed a Single Gun All Year
"Every day I go without confiscating some law-abiding, God-fearing, ammo-hoarding, clean American patriot's gun is a day in Hell for me!"
November 5, 2017
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
