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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
March 22, 2024
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Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned...
January 21, 2020
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Data Suggests Virginia Rally Largest Gathering of Small Genitals Since Last Trump Family Reunion
Today, thousands of people amassed in Virginia to protest new laws passed by the...
January 20, 2020
Business
Starbucks Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Vape Pens in Stores
SEATTLE, WASHINGSTONED -- Coffee retailer Starbucks is joining a growing list of businesses that...
September 13, 2019
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NRA Supports Universal Background Checks and Waiting Periods For Vaping Products
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- During a press conference this morning, a spokesterrorist for the National...
September 13, 2019
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Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch
DUMFUQ, TEXAS -- Rep. Dan Crenshaw is opening a bank that will, unlike most...
September 6, 2019
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Dan Crenshaw: “Now the Liberals Don’t Want Me Loaning IEDs to My Friends?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Texas Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw loans his guns to friends unattended....
September 5, 2019
Business
Trump Hereby Orders WalMart to Handout Free Guns to White Rural Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not done ordering around American companies. Recently,...
September 4, 2019
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Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has,...
September 4, 2019
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WalMart Assures Americans They Can Still Make Love To Their Guns In Store Parking Lots
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- This week, WalMart's CEO shocked America when it announced it was...
September 4, 2019
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Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and F_ _k a Gun to Show How Safe They Are
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- So far in 2019, CBS News reports that there have been...
September 3, 2019
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Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc....
September 3, 2019
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Local Man Loses Track Of Which Mass Shooting It’d Be Inappropriate To Talk About Gun Control After
"Was it the one yesterday, or earlier this week...last month? Shit. I can't remember."
August 9, 2019
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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?
When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...
March 27, 2024
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I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail
"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
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