WASHINGTON, D.C. — This weekend, massive marches were held in the nation’s capital and around the world in support of gun violence prevention. The March For Our Lives brought thousands of people out to protest […]
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — 38-year-old right-wing pundit, podcaster, Facebook page administrator, and former YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins told his audience last night he had “just gotten the shock” of his life. Bohiggins said the […]
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning, Larry “God” Schumway held a press conference in front of the Pearly Gates, and when asked by heavenly reporters, he spoke briefly about the epidemic of school shootings […]
DE LEON FALLS, FLORIDA — When she began teaching at De Leon Falls High School in the early 1990’s, Joyce Zagby happily joined the teacher’s union in her state. Joyce says she always felt it […]
“His base knows he’s gonna shoot before aiming, or even really getting the gun out of its holster.” […]
“They aren’t going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity.” […]
“When the United States issues guns, it’s not giving them to their best.” […]
“We was told that the Muslim Ban would stop terrorism.” […]
Wayne LaPierre tells the media he and the NRA are on board with the minimal effort to curb mass shootings, but only for a short time. […]
When Clem O’Connell married his darling AR-15, he thought he’d be in for a lifetime of happiness. But his honeymoon turned quickly disastrous. […]
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