The following editorial was written and submitted to The Political Garbage Chute by Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL). The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Gaetz, his child bride, and a rabid cult of sad, ignorant morons with direct...
McLEAN, VIRGINIA -- When executives at Mars, Incorporated approved updates to anthropomorphized human M&M mascots, they likely could not have predicted the amount of angry backlash among certain segments of the American population.
Just hours after news broke about the...
