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Trump Offers To Grab Mitt Romney’s Binders By The Pussy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, former Massachusetts governor, failed 2012 Republican presidential candidate, and all-around nice robot Mitt Romney announced his candidacy for outgoing Utah Senator Orin Hatch's seat. Hatch announced earlier this year he would not seek re-election, and...

President Trump Says Billy Bush Doesn’t Exist And Is A Chinese Hoax

"Billy Bush is part of a Chinese hoax, just like climate change."

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't consider himself a partisan, or an ideologue, and not just because when we asked him he told us he didn't know what those words meant. After explaining to...

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

"Even I knew voting for Trump was a crap shoot and a half."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Top 3 Serial Sexual Predators Featured at This Year’s Values Voter Summit

Those who attend the Values Voter Summit can expect to be given the religious conservative viewpoint on a whole host of topics from abortion, to abortion, to also abortion, and oh, probably they'll mention something about dead babies after they mention abortion.

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In

President Trump is finding out the hard way that even though he's the most powerful man in the free world, some things have changed forever.

Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter Egg Hunt

Co-President Donald J. Trump had to be corrected by his adviser Kellyanne Conway when he got the details of the White House Easter Egg Hunt confused.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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