A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare Plan
A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level. […]
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Eric Trump and Sean Hannity Agree That Inhuman, Mentally-Ill, Evil Democrats to Blame for Divisive Political Atmosphere
Eric Trump and Fox News host Sean Hannity both agree the reason the country is so divided is all the inhuman, garbage Democrats who are literal AIDS. […]
His Anti-Government, Pro-Gun Rhetoric Aside, This Man Condemns ‘Libtard Violence’ of VA Shooting
HOBART, ARKANSAS — As a member of the First Arkansas Backyard Commando Militia, Clem O’Connell says he knows firsthand “how important, glorious, and necessary” guns are. Clem is the First Master Chief Lieutenant Captain of […]
Krispy Kreme Signs Deal To Be Trey Gowdy’s Official Congressional Glazing Sponsor
Trey Gowdy sweats. Profusely. One doughnut retailers doesn’t see disgustingness in his glazed face though; they see marketing opportunities. […]
Trump Supporter Confused That Going Without New Cell Phone Didn’t Stop His Pancreatic Cancer
This local Trump supporter is confused as to why his cancer won’t stop spreading even though he’s not getting a new iPhone. […]
Local Woman Anxious For Hatred Among Fellow Americans To Return To Pre-Trump Levels
She just wants her fellow Americans to hate each other like they used to. […]
GOP Election Official Admits Rigging Election Against His Party’s Candidate Because ‘That Makes Fucking Sense’
Did someone in Arizona just admit to rigging elections against Donald Trump? […]
Reince Priebus: Donald Trump Grabbed The GOP ‘By The Pussy And Fucked Us’
Reince Priebus has a sad. […]
NC Lawmaker Says Anti-Gay & Abortion Laws Create True ‘Freedom and Liberty’
Will Republicans in North Carolina succeed in establishing the Christian Theocracy the Founders so clearly intended with their secular constitutional republic? […]
Omarosa: Americans Will ‘Raise Their Arms And Salute’ Her D-List Reality Star Boss
Reality-TV has-been Omarosa has some “thoughts.” […]