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Alphabet Announces New Porn-Only Web Browser Called “Google Cream”

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- For years now, millions of users have surfed websites using Google's Chrome web browser. Today, Alphabet -- Google's parent company -- announced that a new browser with what their spokesperson called "content classification-specific enhancements...

Trump Orders Creation of New Government Search Engine Called “Tru-gle”

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing his administration to form a new, government sponsored search engine. The order comes after the commander in chief has spent weeks and months berating social media companies and tweeting...

To Defeat Them, Trump Decides To Buy Google

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though White House lawyers are still confirming if it would be legal to do so, President Donald Trump announced today that his family company would be making an offer to acquire Google and bring it under...

Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump stepped up his attacks on social media and tech giants on Twitter, accusing Google of having their search results "RIGGED" in a way that only shows users negative news stories about...

Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office, just hours after tweeting his displeasure about Google search results for "Trump news," President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing his administration to form a new, government sponsored search engine. "Oh this...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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