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Sex Toys “R” Us Announces Record Profits And Dozens Of Openings

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BONE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Retail giant Sex Toys "R" Us has announced that they are not shutting down any stores, laying off any employees, or having any financial difficulties whatsoever. According to a conference call this morning, in fact,...
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MTG Claims She Saw Leprechauns Planting Pots of Gold Near Southern Border

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told the House Subcommittee on Racist Nationalism today that while she was visiting the...
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