Tag: God

God Issues Statement of Apology Over Bowie, Rickman Deaths

After Alan Rickman became the second 69-year-old master artist to die from cancer in ...

God to Marco Rubio: Leave Me Out of Your Sick Fantasies

God is not pleased with Marco Rubio's rhetoric dragging him into Earthly, political arguments.

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the ...

God Fires Mike Huckabee

God has fired Mike Huckabee after the Governor implied insurance companies should be allowed ...

Jesus Christ Fires Kim Davis From Christianity

Kim Davis, the defiant Kentucky clerk, just got a pink slip from her lord ...