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Criminal Justice
Donald Trump Finding Out
Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
August 15, 2023
Economy
I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?
I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
May 3, 2023
Religion
Man Sues God For Taking Betty White and Bob Saget When Trump Was ‘Still a Very Good Option’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- 2022 is not quite two weeks old, and already...
January 10, 2022
Religion
God Sends Venmo Request for $600,000 to Joel Osteen
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway, President and CEO of Holy Trinity,...
December 3, 2021
Criminal Justice
Can God Be Prosecuted for Miscarriages if the Supreme Court Throws Out Roe?
There's been awful lot of talk about abortion in America lately. Perhaps that's not...
December 2, 2021
MAGA News
God: “I Have No Fucking Clue Who This Mango Craycray Greene Is”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, House Democrats passed a bill that, if signed into law,...
September 25, 2021
Religion
God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife reporters this morning...
July 6, 2021
Religion
God Believes in ‘Evolution, Not in Marjorie Greene’s Humanity’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- In a new interview he did with Deities Magazine, Larry...
June 11, 2021
Religion
Jesus Says It’s Okay to Pray That Trump Dies Before 2024
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Americans who find themselves praying that former President Donald...
April 12, 2021
LGTBQ+
Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes
The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.
March 31, 2021
Conservative Media
God Cancels Rush Limbaugh
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United...
February 17, 2021
Religion
COVID-19 Forces Jesus to Delay Second Coming
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Concerns about the ongoing COVID-19 outbreak, particularly in the...
July 24, 2020
Religion
Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's...
April 1, 2020
MAGA News
God Says Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Slovenly, Racist Morons’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past August, in what would be bizarre moment...
November 25, 2019
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Criminal Justice
Donald Trump Finding Out
Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...
August 15, 2023
Economy
I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?
I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...
May 3, 2023
LGTBQ+
Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”
"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected...
May 3, 2023
Criminal Justice
A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape
In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued...
May 2, 2023
