Tag: God
God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the ...
God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign
HEAVEN — God has issued a statement distancing herself from the Donald Trump presidential ...
Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Larry “God” Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ ...
God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This morning, Larry “God” Schumway held a press conference ...
God To Renew Just 20% Of Alabama Republicans’ Christian Memberships
"This guy takes the hypocritical taco."
God Issues Apology to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is
"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
Kirk Cameron Gives God Credit For Hurricanes, Satan Takes Credit for Kirk Cameron
Satan has revealed a secret business relationship with one of Hollywood's most lovable, formerly ...
God Wonders How Joel Osteen Failed At Flood Response Because He’s a Christian
Televangelist Joel Osteen kept his megachurch shut to victims of Hurricane Harvey for a ...
To Remind Scott Baio That Cancer Exists, God Renames It “Scott Baio”
God and Jesus aren't really big fans of Scott Baio after the actor made ...
God Tells Michele Bachmann If The Anti-Christ Were Real He’d Be The ‘Narcissist You Voted For’
Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann and Larry "God" Schumway have very different opinions on what ...
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