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MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead

FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put his lips to a bottle of Coke again, if he can at all help it. "I'm sorry, but if the liberal intelligentsia who run Coca-Commie-Cola," Will said with a...

He Hates Cancel Culture So He’s Boycotting Coke, MLB, Delta, and the 14th Amendment

SHITLIP, NEW JERSEY -- 27 year old Marcus Palumbo absolutely, positively hates "cancel culture." He can't define it with any kind of real precision, but he knows without a shadow of a doubt that cancel culture will, in Marcus's...

To ‘Secure Elections,’ Mississippi Republicans Want to Outlaw the 13th and 14th Amendments

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI -- Two states to the east, in Georgia, Republicans have passed a sweeping spate of voter restrictions, all in attempt to reverse the trends seen in the 2020 election season, and now their Mississippian counterparts want to...

Georgia Democrats Mull Law Moving All Abortion Clinics Into Gun Shops

Democrats in Wisconsin are considering a bill that would move all its state's abortion providers into the gun stores, ammo shops and ranges within the Cheese State.

Trump Says Osoff Losing Means He’s No Longer Under Criminal Investigation

President Trump signaled today that he's no longer under investigation for obstruction of justice because Democrats lost an election in Georgia.

Documented Facts to Piss Off Your Tea Bagger Uncle #1: Gay Marriage is Good For the Economy

A recent study reveals just how much green is in rainbows.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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