Tag: George W. Bush
Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s decision to kill a top Iranian military general ...
Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Larry “God” Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ ...
Ben Carson Warns Gina Haspel Against Ordering Expensive Office Torture Devices
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, President Donald Trump’s controversial pick to lead the CIA, ...
George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife
THE AFTERLIFE — Yesterday, former First Lady Barbara Bush passed away at the age ...
Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now
WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE — Today, former First Lady Barbara Bush left the ...
George W. Bush Offers to Give Heather Lind’s Buttocks ‘The Iraq War Treatment’ for His Dad
"I want to finish once more something that you've left for me."
Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself
In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and ...
George W. Bush Offers to Head Up Trump’s Hurricane Non-Response Team
With Hurricane Harvey pounding the Gulf Coast, an unexpected hero emerges: Former President George ...
Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and Converted Into a Landfill
President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for ...
Dick Cheney Offers Mike Pence Puppeteering Lessons
Former-VP Dick Cheney has some special advice for the incoming Veep.
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