George W. Bush

Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's decision to kill a top Iranian military general via drone strike has many on the Hill, and throughout the country, wondering if he's pushed the United States to the brink of war. Should Trump's...

Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters of their afterlife timeshare program, telling reporters that all of Trinity, Inc.'s prayer hotlines are...

Ben Carson Warns Gina Haspel Against Ordering Expensive Office Torture Devices

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's controversial pick to lead the CIA, Gina Haspel, was confirmed by a thin, mostly party line vote in the Senate. Despite serious reservations and scrutiny of her past support for George W....

George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife

THE AFTERLIFE -- Yesterday, former First Lady Barbara Bush passed away at the age of 92. Mrs. Bush was one of only two women in the history of the United States that have been married to and given birth to...

Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now

WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE -- Today, former First Lady Barbara Bush left the Mortal Realm and entered the queue awaiting her placement in the After Life's lineup of 5-Star Eternal Time Shares. It's being widely reported that Mrs....

Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself

In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and potentially enlisted in the armed forces to serve in itself.

George W. Bush Offers to Head Up Trump’s Hurricane Non-Response Team

With Hurricane Harvey pounding the Gulf Coast, an unexpected hero emerges: Former President George W. "Katrina" Bush. Phew!

Trump Calls for ‘That Big Crack in Arizona’ to be Sold for Profit and Converted Into a Landfill

President Trump's review of national parks and monuments has already turned up one for the chopping block -- the Grand Canyon.

Dick Cheney Offers Mike Pence Puppeteering Lessons

Former-VP Dick Cheney has some special advice for the incoming Veep.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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