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Obama Hopes Biden Remembers How to Take Everyone’s Guns, Jobs, and Bibles

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UNDISCLOSED SHARIA COMMIE SOCIALIST BUNKER, SOROSLAND -- It's been four long years since Agenda 666 has been implemented, and former President Barack HUSSEIN Obama (D-Kenya) hopes that his old ticketmate, incoming President-elect Joe Biden "remembers his training" and can...
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Trump Orders George Soros to Defund Antifa

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an executive order he's calling "bigly urgent and emergency-ical," President Donald J. Trump has officially demanded that billionaire George Soros defund AntiFa. MORE: Trump Starting New Website With Ivanka: OnlyFams The order, signed this morning after the...
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Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office

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Even a well-deserved vacation can't keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore.
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President Obama Says He Fears ‘Becoming A Lame Duck Gun Grabber’

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"It's the July of my final year in office and I haven't confiscated a single gun yet."
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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