KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Sources close to the situation say that tensions have subsided after a brief incident involving the departed souls of two former political rivals.
At approximately 2:00 pm this afternoon, a minor dust-up was witnessed at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite prior tensions between the Bush family and President Donald Trump, the alleged billionaire and reality-TV host still ended up attending the state funeral of former President George Herbert Walker Bush in the nation's capital, and...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters of their afterlife timeshare program, telling reporters that all of Trinity, Inc.'s prayer hotlines are...
WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE -- Today, former First Lady Barbara Bush left the Mortal Realm and entered the queue awaiting her placement in the After Life's lineup of 5-Star Eternal Time Shares. It's being widely reported that Mrs....