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Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters of their afterlife timeshare program, telling reporters that all of Trinity, Inc.'s prayer hotlines are...

Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now

WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE -- Today, former First Lady Barbara Bush left the Mortal Realm and entered the queue awaiting her placement in the After Life's lineup of 5-Star Eternal Time Shares. It's being widely reported that Mrs....

Jeb Bush: ‘I Would Have Pulled an Iraq Too Because Stupid Runs In My Family’

Jeb Bush said he'd invade Iraq like his big brother did too, but why?

Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’

Jeb Bush wasn't done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as one of his foreign policy advisers.

Hillary on 2016: “I’m the ‘Not a Republican’ The Country Wants”

Hillary Clinton is out and about, extolling the virtues of her candidacy.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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