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White House Press Pool To Add Six Additional Microwaves To ‘Encapture-ate All The Kodak Moments’

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In order to get even more coverage of the 45th President and Co-Presidents of the United States, the White House purchases six new microwaves.
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G.E., Kellyanne Conway Announce New “Spy-crowave” That Shoots 4k Video, Takes 128 Megapixel Pictures

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General Electric and Kellyanne Conway teamed-up to announce a brand new line of special, high-tech spying microwaves to shareholders today.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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