Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send a Hurricane to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’
Pat Robertson says the South Carolina flooding is to be blamed on gay marriage, and that more states will flood soon too. […]
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God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again
Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, “Not effing very.” The more you know. […]
Obama’s Anxiety At Peak Levels After Not Having Grabbed A Single Gun Since Leaving Office
Even a well-deserved vacation can’t keep former-president Barack Obama from feeling empty inside, not grabbing guns anymore. […]
NC Lawmaker Says Anti-Gay & Abortion Laws Create True ‘Freedom and Liberty’
Will Republicans in North Carolina succeed in establishing the Christian Theocracy the Founders so clearly intended with their secular constitutional republic? […]
Pat Robertson Going Against His “Better Judgment,” Waiting Until Matthew’s Dissipated Before Blaming The Gays For It
Pat Robertson is showing restraint, even if he doesn’t want to. […]
Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution
Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans. […]
Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century
Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday. […]
Gay Texan: America’s An Island We’re All Trapped on Waiting For Louie Gohmert To Die
Louie Gohmert recently fantasized in front of a bible college audience about rounding up gay people and putting them on an island to die off, and one gay Texan is incensed. […]
Huckabee and Santorum Spend Long, Intimate Night Planning Anti-Gay Rhetoric
Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee got up close and personal in an effort to combat a mutual enemy — two adults loving each other. […]
Man Whose Skin Tone Would Have Once Made Him Property Feels Some Humans Are More Valuable Than Others
Ben Carson, a black man, doesn’t think some “lifestyles” are as valuable as others. Where have we heard that kind of talk before? […]