Gas Prices

He Spent $150 on “Let’s Go Brandon” Merch and Now Biden Won’t Let Him Fill His Gas Tank

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest episode of his podcast, Jethro Bohiggins told his audience he was in the process of hiring legal representation and would be filing a lawsuit against President Joe Biden in the coming...

Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices

https://youtu.be/82gpfpt0yXE In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties of his job description. Namely, Biden has confided in aides that he is quite unhappy about the...

Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices

BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI -- Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in the oil and gas markets are determined, nor what typically makes them rise and fall, at least...

Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult life. This experience means it's pretty hard to surprise the president when it comes to...
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and we won't be doing anything...
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