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Analysis: 17 Red States Give Trump, Fucking Cousins At Gun Shows, Better Than 50% Approval Rating

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New polling data, when analyzed, shows that 17 states give both President Trump and doing it with your cousin at a gun show the same approval rating.
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Spray-Tanned Sexual Predator with Low Approval Ratings Mocks “Morning Joe” Host’s Looks & Ratings

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President Donald J. Trump took a couple of mean-spirited swipes at "Morning Joe" and its co-hosts this morning on Twitter.
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AIDS, Cancer Considering Presidential Run After Trump’s Approval Rating Drops To 37%

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A new Gallup poll puts Trump's approval rating at just 37%, which is inspiring some to considering politics and running for president.
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