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President Defends Ivanka at G20: “Plenty of First Ladies Try to Conduct Diplomacy On Their Daddy’s Behalf!”
James Schlarmann
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July 1, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump defended his daughter Ivanka to reporters on the White House lawn this morning. Mr. Trump told the media he was "outraged and upset" that his daughter has been mocked fairly mercilessly since French...
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’
James Schlarmann
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July 19, 2017
Nothing nefarious was discussed during Putin and Trump's secret meeting; it was just a random meeting of two people destined to be together.
The Political Garbage Chute
President Trump Lets First Lady Rest Her Finger on Big Red Button While He Takes a Leak
James Schlarmann
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July 12, 2017
President Trump was in need of a bathroom break, so he asked his First Lady to cover for him while he was in the little handed boys room.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump to Start Anti-Farting Task Force With Bush’s Baked Beans
James Schlarmann
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July 10, 2017
Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Just ask Trump, Putin, or Bush's Baked Beans.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Started Telling Putin About His Electoral College Victory, Putin Interrupted and Said ‘You’re Welcome’
James Schlarmann
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July 7, 2017
During their first face-to-face meeting, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin shared an awkward moment over the Electoral College.
The Political Garbage Chute
Putin Disappointed Trump Doesn’t Look Like His Online Dating Pic
James Schlarmann
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July 7, 2017
When Putin Met Trump...he wasn't all that happy with what he saw. Can't say we blame him.
The Political Garbage Chute
Putin Tosses Trump a Treat After G20 Press Conference
James Schlarmann
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July 6, 2017
President Trump got a special treat from Vladimir Putin after answering questions about Russian hacking of the 2016 presidential election.
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James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
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Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
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DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023
MAGA News
Trump: China Sent Him Three Balloons as Gifts for Opening Secret Bank Accounts
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023