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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Trump Encourages Nation to ‘Never Forget’ 9/11 and ‘Always Forget’ Covid-19
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- 19 years ago today, Al Qaeda operatives boarded four planes and...
September 11, 2020
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On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted...
September 11, 2020
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Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before,...
September 10, 2020
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Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Maybe it won't happen. In order for it to happen, not...
September 10, 2020
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McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration...
September 9, 2020
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Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump...
September 9, 2020
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Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for...
September 9, 2020
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Smokey Bear’s New Slogan: “Only YOU Give a Shit About Your Baby’s Gender”
In 1944, the United States Forestry Department unveiled their new mascot -- Smokey The...
September 8, 2020
Immigration
Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States of America warned his citizens...
September 8, 2020
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Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord...
September 8, 2020
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Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet She Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital today, a lying sack of shit blond...
September 3, 2020
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Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President
CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before the general election...
September 2, 2020
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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