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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
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April 19, 2024
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Biden: “I Know Watching People Piss Might Be His Thing, But I Won’t Be Taking Trump’s Drug Test”
DELAWARE -- President Donald Trump really, really, really wants former Vice President Joe Biden to take...
September 28, 2020
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President Trump Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power to John Barron, David Dennison, or Bobby Putin
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump caused quite a commotion when he refused...
September 24, 2020
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Louisville DA: “Black Lives Matter, But Drywall Matters Enough to Charge Someone”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- A night of civil unrest in Louisville unfolded yesterday after it...
September 24, 2020
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Remembering When Obama Wouldn’t Commit to a Peaceful Transfer of Power and Republicans Were Like, “Meh.”
Yesterday, veteran journalist Brian Karem asked President Donald Trump the kind of question that's...
September 24, 2020
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Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the Overwhelming Minority”
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September 23, 2020
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Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that...
September 22, 2020
U.S. Politics
Romney’s Got Binders Full of Excuses for Being a Partisan Cocksock
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September 22, 2020
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Cruz: “The Biden Rule Only Applies to Black Democrat Presidents”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If one goes looking for the so-called "Biden Rule" in the...
September 21, 2020
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Mob Storms Local Taco Bell Demanding Mexican Pizzas
FORT PHARDT, INDIANA -- An angry, maksed mob appeared at a local Taco Bell...
September 18, 2020
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Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have...
September 15, 2020
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Newly Discovered Life on Venus Declines Offer to Be Taken to Our Leader
BLEEPBLORP, VENUS -- 2020 has been quite a year. "One for the record books,"...
September 15, 2020
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Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
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September 14, 2020
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
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