WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Space Force will no longer be developing a plan to install a McDonald's fast food franchise on Earth's moon. This new development came this morning, as President Joe Biden announced that he would be ending Space...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If Donald Trump loses his reelection bid, right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro Bohiggins says he's "bigly prepared to make big changes" in his political views.
"I'll tell you what, if our Dear President loses,...
Citizenry of America!
Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John Trump I, has decreed that today shall be Election Day! Therefore, you are invited and encouraged to take part in the festivities! What other time in your life...
Yesterday, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre made national headlines. It's not something that is necessarily new to Favre. Over the course of several years, playing for teams like the Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings, Favre consistently made news...
While lamestream media intelligentsia cultural Marxist elitists scoffed at the notion when he brought it up in last night's debate, there can be no real denying that President Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln are almost indistinguishable from one another....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the last four years, President Donald Trump has had what some on the Hill call an "on again, off again" relationship with President XI of China. While he's spent a majority of time in office...
WEST HAMPTON, OHIO -- This morning, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden made a campaign stop in a sleepy Ohio town, holding a very small gathering at a local diner. During his prepared remarks, Biden spoke about a "need to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning former Congressman John Ratcliffe, Director of National Intelligence, told Fox News host Maria Fartinromo that the laptop allegedly belonging to Hunter Biden that is at the center of a New York Post news article is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The frantic, urgent exclamations could be heard throughout the Hill this morning.
"Oh sweet molasses titties, we need to make sure our Dear American President fully and completely recovers! Outta my way!"
Ivanka: “How Come Debates Are the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Actual First Lady was, according to several sources close to the situation this afternoon, very confused. Word had just gotten to Ivanka Trump that her father had decided to not participate in the next scheduled...
