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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Mexico Offers to Pay for Bannon and Kolfage’s Prosecution

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When Donald Trump entered the 2016 presidential race, he did...

Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  It's long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump's...

Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote

It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle was largely ignored,...

Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He's calling it another one of his "perfect phone calls," but...

Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump...

State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Owing to a "need to keep the president's ego unbruised," Secretary...

TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and...

Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence...

ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- This morning, the New York Attorney General announced that her...

Trump Campaign Launches TikiTok Video App for White Nationalist Supporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not President Donald Trump has the legal authority to...

Trump: “I’ve Done More For the Blacks Than Any Other President Who Also Called Them The Blacks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his team seem to believe, earnestly, that...

Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bloviating, mentally deteriorating, egomaniacal, white collar criminal -- who also...

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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...