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Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial Hospital in November of 2019? The White House has tried various ways to assuage fears and settle rumors that something urgent with the president's health...

STUDY: The Worst-Run Democrat Cities Are in The Worst-Run Republican Country

A newly published study seems to indicate that all the worst-run Democrat cities happen to be in the worst-run Republican country; namely the United States of America. UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag In recent days, President Trump and...

Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and More Demon Semen?

In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two separate incidents of extreme, politically-motivated violence took place. In Wisconsin, a 17-year old white nationalist vigilante killed two and seriously wounded another with his AR-15...

POLL: No One Cares What This Narcissistic Conman Douchebag Reality TV White Collar Crook Said About Joe Biden

Last night, a rage-filled, racist, narcissistic conman douchebag reality-TV game show host and white collar crook abused his power, and stood on the White House lawn lawn, delivering a speech he hoped might convince America to give him a...

Trump Appoints Himself CEO of TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that President Donald Trump is not a fan of TikTok. In fact, that could be quite the understatement, given that Trump has ordered that the video sharing social media...

State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Owing to a "need to keep the president's ego unbruised," Secretary of State Mike Pompeo officially declared the city of Slamdick as the capital of Thighland. MORE: Local Idiot Still President "It's my very big privilege and honor...

Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence of a new, previously unmapped country known as "Thighland." MORE: NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years "Very honestly,...

Trump: “I’ve Done More For the Blacks Than Any Other President Who Also Called Them The Blacks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his team seem to believe, earnestly, that he has been a larger force for positive change in the African American community than most other presidents before him. In fact, on some days,...

Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that he will not pursue banning social media app TikTok for at least another 45 days, according to published reports. MORE: Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In...

Trump: “All The Voices In My Head Agree With Me That The Election Will Be Rigged!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's one of the least well-kept secrets in D.C. -- President Donald Trump doesn't want the majority of Americans voting by mail this fall. Despite there being no evidence to back his claims up, the president...
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Tucker Carlson Lands Exclusive Interview With Putin’s Taint

A visibly excited Tucker Carlson announced on Fox News this morning that he would be flying to Moscow this...
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