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Eric Finds Daddy’s Next Tax Payment in White House Sofa Cushions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — “Daddy! Daddy! Come quick! I just found a butt load of ...
Trump Thought IRS Stood For “I Repulsed Stormy”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an explosive new report in The New York Times, President Donald ...
Louisville DA: “Black Lives Matter, But Drywall Matters Enough to Charge Someone”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY — A night of civil unrest in Louisville unfolded yesterday after it ...
Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the Overwhelming Minority”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media ...
Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that ...
Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...
Man Who Intentionally Wiped Out 200k Americans Outraged Mueller’s Agents Accidentally Wiped Their Phones
WASHINGTON, D.C. — If there’s one thing we know about Trump supporters, it’s that ...
Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before, ...
Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews
FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS — In under 70 days, the general public will have their ...
Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA — Former President and current Dark Lord ...
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