This story first appeared on The Pastiche Post and is reprinted with permission.
Before the 2016 presidential race, Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks had never been the subject of discussion, let alone debate. However, during that campaign, then-candidate...
Presidential pardons are quite powerful. If there's a federal law or statute, and you happen to break it, a presidential pardon is all you need to get out of hot water. The powers don't extend to state level crimes,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The failing Donald Trump re-election campaign has filed an emergency motion with the Supreme Court of the United States of America, asking the highest court in the country to dictate to all fifty states how to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether he wants to leave or not, by the end of January, once Joe Biden is sworn-in as the 46th President of the United States, Donald Trump will have to leave the White House. In case...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In hindsight, her friends and family say that White House senior adviser Kellyanne Conway realizes she made quite a few mistakes in the last four or five years, and that her decision to work with the...
Yesterday, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- whose only role in society now is to be President Donald Trump's drunken, self-dick-fondling fixer -- stood with three other Trump campaign lawyers and spent over 90 minutes baselessly accusing everyone...
RIKELAND, NEVADA -- The new social media site known as Parler has started to attract dissidents from Facebook and Twitter, people who think for one reason or another that the two biggest players in the game are biased against...
Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are unclear right now, but it's surely a question most Americans have asked themselves since the election was held last week. He's got some lawsuits pending, but no legal...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a moment of unforeseen and rare candor, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell admitted that he is a "wrinkly fuckstick traitor," however he insisted that fact doesn't negate President Trump's right to pursue legal challenges to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be Mr. Miller soon be looking for a place to inspire and incite an American race...
