WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican, told reporters outside a prayer breakfast this morning that he thinks FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's congressional testimony yesterday was a "complete and total, unmitten-gated disaster" for the...
VALLE MUJERES AUTODESTRUCTIVAS, CALIFORNIA -- When President Trump's daughter-in-law Lara launched "Women for Trump," many might have laughed and thought it a wasted effort. Though white women as a bloc certainly helped propel him to victory in 2016, the...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his audience today that he had the "time of life" at a family reunion he attended last weekend. Bohiggins also announced that he had gotten married...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Statue of Liberty could be packed up and shipped back to France by the time votes are cast in next year's presidential election, according to several sources within the White House. While President Trump deals...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's smartest son not named Barron or Donald Jr. told viewers this morning that "well over 95% of unicorn breeders" in America support his father and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office this morning, there was quite a kerfuffle.
"IVANKA! IVANKA! THIS DAMN OLD FILTER IS DOING SOMETHING DUMB," Trump was heard shouting at his First Lady from inside the room. "I WANTED TO DO...
A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor secretary, Alexander Acosta, tendered his resignation. Mr. Trump tweeted the news to the world, and said that Acosta was resigning at least partially because of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump defended his daughter Ivanka to reporters on the White House lawn this morning. Mr. Trump told the media he was "outraged and upset" that his daughter has been mocked fairly mercilessly since French...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Word out of the president's residence is that tempers are flaring and emotions are running high. Pressure is mounting within the White House as internal polling is showing Trump underwater in key battleground states for the...
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Trump backed off threats to implement new tariffs on Mexican goods as the United States and Mexico worked out the preliminary details of an agreement that he hopes will curtail the flow of migrants from...
