WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senior mendacity adviser to the president, Kellyanne Conway, told reporters tonight that fans did not boo Donald Trump during Game 5 of the World Series between the Washington Nationals and the Houston Astros. Instead, Conway says...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, The Archduke of D-List Reality TV Hosts His Royal Highness the Emperor King President of the United States tweeted the hashtag #StoptheCoup to his 66 million Twitter followers. His Majesty the King has been...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced today that he was "going back to school to learn a new trade." Speaking to reporters, Donald Trump Jr. divulged that he had recently tried to enroll at...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a right-wing YouTube star and singer/songwriter who is absolutely steadfast in his support of President Donald Trump and his "MAGA" agenda. Bohiggins is a frequent contributor to AltFacts, and recently he appeared on The...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also be President of the United States for a little while longer, apparently, has been screeching incessantly about how he's the only politician who can save America from socialism....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack H. Obama (D-Kenya) has reached out to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and offered to let her use the long form version of his birth certificate to print any articles of impeachment...
GREENBELT, MINNESOTA -- Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November, provided he is the Republican nominee. As the Republican National Committee has begun canceling primaries and not scheduling debates, there is every indication Trump will...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to a congregation at a prayer breakfast in the nation's capital this morning, Republican Congressman Steve King seemed to imply that President Donald Trump needed help from a select group of Americans in order to...
A man who worked on the design of one of the original "Call of Duty" video game has issued a statement apologizing for his role in "inspiring" World War II.
In an open letter sent to the entire world, Jose...
CHANCHO BANCHO CANYON, ARIZONA -- As he prepares the Donald Trump 2020 machine in Arizona -- a state that has lost one of its Republican Senators since his boss took office -- campaign manager Brad Parscale was seen coming...
