Tucker Carlson’s Dry Cleaner Won’t Return White Sheets Without Claim Ticket

REICH LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is reportedly still fuming mad about an incident that took place earlier in the week at his local dry cleaners. On an alt-right podcast, Tucker told the host that he's...

Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

EL LAGO TIOTHOMAS, CALIFORNIA -- As officials work to clean up the mess and devastation of Hurricane Barry, right-wing pundit, and expert on spending time in the federal pokey, Dinesh D'Souza intimated that the hurricane might be "hiding its...

Carson: I May Not Be the First Black President, But I’ll Be the First Openly Stupid One

Ben Carson is stupid, and he doesn't care who knows it.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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