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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
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Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
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Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President...
October 21, 2021
U.S. Politics
Local Fuckface Still Crying and Lying About Losing
FARTS-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Residents of America's Dong State are probably used to hosting...
September 21, 2021
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An Excerpt from Trump’s Post-Presidential Diary
"The only real difference is I don’t have my beautiful Twitter account."
March 12, 2021
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Form ‘Congressional Guano Caucus’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two new freshman congresswomen have teamed up to form their own...
January 14, 2021
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Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”
In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President of the United...
January 7, 2021
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Mexico Issues $0.00 Check For Final Wall Payment
This story was first published on Alternatively Facts, and is reprinted below with their expressed,...
January 5, 2021
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4 Contests of Skill, Intellect, or Athleticism That Were Also Rigged Against Donald Trump
Everyone knows that Donald Trump won the 2020 presidential election, that is if you...
January 4, 2021
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Gaetz and Jordan: Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much...
December 30, 2020
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Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at a White Castle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whenever a presidential administration comes to a close, there are dozens...
December 14, 2020
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Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the Supreme Court put what could be the final...
December 12, 2020
U.S. Politics
Heartbroken Trump Boys Think They Have to Call Joe Biden “Daddy” Now
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- When or if President Donald Trump acknowledges his stinging,...
December 2, 2020
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Trump Asks Pentagon to ‘Quietly’ Put a Dozen F-35 Jets in His Florida Storage Unit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While he continues to wage losing legal battles to upend last...
December 1, 2020
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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
MAGA News
Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
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I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!
The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...
March 6, 2024
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I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way
The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...
February 28, 2024