Tag: Fuck Trump

Lindsey Graham Offering ‘Handies and Half-and-Halfs’ to Campaign Donors

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump’s Taint) has not been coy or reticent ...

Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...

Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm

SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA — Former President and current Dark Lord ...

Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia — the Republican ...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, President Donald Trump’s son, his namesake at that, delivered ...