In 2018, Reality Winner was sentenced to five years in prison for, as an NSA contractor, leaking information on Russian hacking attempts to the media. It was one of the most high-profile cases handled by the Department of Justice...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for a change. The COVID-19 pandemic is still raging throughout the country, with enormous portions of the economy still under at least some form of restriction...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The town idiot is still the President of the United States of America, at least according to the rules of the U.S. Constitution.
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DELAWARE -- The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government of Mexico today, offering to assist covering any costs incurred to remove the new fence, or wall, that President Donald Trump has erected around the...
A new scientific study indicates that 80% of all morons agree that Donald J. Trump, the guy who was a D-List reality TV competition show host just five years ago, is a "good" president.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the nation's capital discovered what they're calling the "most aggressive, repugnant, fatal rectal cancer" of their collective medical careers in the Department of Justice this morning.
During routine screenings, D.C. medical staff found stage 15...
