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Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products

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After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
The Political Garbage Chute

Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free

James Schlarmann -
Sub-President Trump really loves his nuggets, and he really loves his nugget sauce, and he thinks he should get all the sauce he wants for free.
The Political Garbage Chute

Rand Paul’s Next Campaign Stunt: Eat and Then Defecate The Tax Code

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Campaign stunts are Rand Paul's bread and butter.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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