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After President’s World War Trolling, Macron Suggests He’ll Start Ribbing Trump Over Confederacy Losing

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Trump Experienced Brief Moment of Unexpected Sexual Arousal With Macron

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White House Doctors Fear Trump May Never Wear Kids’ Mittens Again After Macron Handshake

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Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course

Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian.

French Officials Consider Sending Bill For Terror Clean Up to Dick Cheney

Officials in France are considering the legality of sending a bill to Dick Cheney for cleaning up after the Paris terror attack.
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