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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Arts & Entertainment

Ted Nugent: “Musicians Should Shut Their Mouths About Politics Unless They’re Telling That Cunt Hillary To Go Fuck Herself With Their Machine Gun”

Musicians should be seen and not heard.
Conservative Media

Fox Sending Tomi Lahren To North Korea To Ask Kim Jong Un For Tips On Forced Patriotism

Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un's brain about despotic patriotism.
Science & Medicine

Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren...
Conservative Media

Bill O’Reilly Sued For Sexual Harassment By His Vacuum Cleaner

SOUFFLER DUR, NEW YORK -- When the year started, Bill O'Reilly was still the...
Arts & Entertainment

Disney Declined To Buy Fox News Because They Can’t Afford Upkeep On Six Fantasylands

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- In a deal worth more than $50 billion, Disney has acquired...
Conservative Media

Area Moron Turns Off 24/7 Uranium One Coverage, Explains Why Trump Is Right: Everyone Except Fox News Is Fake

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and his hometown's favorite moron, Jethro Bohiggins,...
Arts & Entertainment

Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year”

"WHY COME YOU GIVE AWARD TO KAEPERNICK?!"
Business

Company Recalls Tammy Lahren Sex Doll Because Its Mouth Never Stops Moving

"Your doll can only bite so many rednecks' dicks off before you have to do something about it."
Conservative Media

Tomi Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack

"The fact is that when this material rests up against my clenched, angry, racist asshole it literally screams patriotism and respect."
Conservative Media

God Issues Apology to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
Conservative Media

Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges

"I don't start any job unless I know I'm going to finish."
Conservative Media

God Apologizes to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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