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Fortnite Promises New Patch Won’t Take Away Game’s Key Feature of Turning Your Tween Into an Angry Maniac

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SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The designers behind the battle royale smash hit video game Fortnite plan to push a new update patch to all their servers in the next few days. While the patch will mostly be used to address...
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Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald...
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