Foreign Policy

Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine

Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."

U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”

The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.

Republican Explains Why His Taxes Rising 2% Under Sanders is Worth a Trump Apocalypse

One Trump supporter explains why he can't afford two more cents per dollar.

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country.

Refugee Happy He Fled Syrian War Zone to Live in American War Zone

The ubiquity of guns in the U.S. has one Syrian refugee feeling quite at home.

Syrian Refugee Wants To Dodge American Bullets For A Change

One Syrian refugee tells us why he wants to move to America.

Inanimate Rock Challenges Scott Walker to Debate on Foreign Policy

One rock feels he could clean Scott Walker's clock in a debate about foreign policy.

Donald Trump Does Press Conference in “F*** Mexicans” Trucker Hat

Donald Trump is about to step his hat game up.

Ted Cruz: Iran Nuclear Deal Is ‘Obama and Kerry Doing Two Holocausts To Israel’

Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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