The Political Garbage Chute

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - April 10, 2017

Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - January 10, 2017

The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.

U.S. Politics

James Schlarmann - March 3, 2016

One Trump supporter explains why he can't afford two more cents per dollar.

U.S. Politics

James Schlarmann - January 29, 2016

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

World News

James Schlarmann - December 17, 2015

One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country.

Immigration

James Schlarmann - December 7, 2015

The ubiquity of guns in the U.S. has one Syrian refugee feeling quite at home.

Immigration

James Schlarmann - November 17, 2015

One Syrian refugee tells us why he wants to move to America.

U.S. Politics

James Schlarmann - September 15, 2015

One rock feels he could clean Scott Walker's clock in a debate about foreign policy.

MAGA News

James Schlarmann - August 27, 2015

Donald Trump is about to step his hat game up.

World News

James Schlarmann - July 27, 2015

Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis.

Foreign Policy