Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine
Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his “doctrine.” […]
Foreign Policy
U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”
The United Nation’s Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America’s next president. […]
Republican Explains Why His Taxes Rising 2% Under Sanders is Worth a Trump Apocalypse
One Trump supporter explains why he can’t afford two more cents per dollar. […]
Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner
Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night’s debate for a very personal reason. […]
Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes
One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country. […]
Refugee Happy He Fled Syrian War Zone to Live in American War Zone
The ubiquity of guns in the U.S. has one Syrian refugee feeling quite at home. […]
Syrian Refugee Wants To Dodge American Bullets For A Change
One Syrian refugee tells us why he wants to move to America. […]
Inanimate Rock Challenges Scott Walker to Debate on Foreign Policy
One rock feels he could clean Scott Walker’s clock in a debate about foreign policy. […]
Donald Trump Does Press Conference in “F*** Mexicans” Trucker Hat
Donald Trump is about to step his hat game up. […]
Ted Cruz: Iran Nuclear Deal Is ‘Obama and Kerry Doing Two Holocausts To Israel’
Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis. […]