Foreign Policy

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Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine

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Without a license to practice medicine in any state, President Donald J. Trump is angry and confused why he keeps getting asked about his "doctrine."
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U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”

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The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.
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Republican Explains Why His Taxes Rising 2% Under Sanders is Worth a Trump Apocalypse

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One Trump supporter explains why he can't afford two more cents per dollar.
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Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

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Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.
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Syrian Child Hopes U.S. Carpet Bombs Match His Drapes

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One Syrian child hopes the U.S. delivers nice carpet if they start bombing within his home country.
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Refugee Happy He Fled Syrian War Zone to Live in American War Zone

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The ubiquity of guns in the U.S. has one Syrian refugee feeling quite at home.
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Syrian Refugee Wants To Dodge American Bullets For A Change

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One Syrian refugee tells us why he wants to move to America.
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Inanimate Rock Challenges Scott Walker to Debate on Foreign Policy

James Schlarmann -
One rock feels he could clean Scott Walker's clock in a debate about foreign policy.
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Donald Trump Does Press Conference in “F*** Mexicans” Trucker Hat

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Donald Trump is about to step his hat game up.
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Ted Cruz: Iran Nuclear Deal Is ‘Obama and Kerry Doing Two Holocausts To Israel’

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Ted Cruz wanted to one-up and upstage Mike Huckabee after the evangelical former governor compared Obama and Kerry to Nazis.
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