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Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

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One conservative man's outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.
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After Black Friday Brawl Trump Fan Says He’s Tired Of Kneeling NFL Players Disrespecting Americans

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"Don't these entitled athletes have any morals?"
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Trump Suggests Black Athletes’ Constitutional Rights Be Reduced By 2/5

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"I'm not saying all urbans. I'm saying SOME urbans."
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White Woman Just Wishes Black Man Would Peacefully Request To Not Be Murdered In Some Less Noticeable Way

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One white woman understands why NFL players are kneeling and even agrees with their cause, but doesn't like how they're protesting.
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Puerto Rico Man Waiting Until Power is Restored So He Can Be Offended by Football Players Kneeling

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The island of Puerto Rico is in shambles after Hurricane Maria. Which means residents haven't had time to get offended by kneeling black people yet.
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“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”

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Everyone's favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.
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5 Alternative Names for the Washington Football Club (VIDEO)

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The Washington Redskins is a gross name. It should be changed, and here are five better options.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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