Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring Back Water For His Hometown

FLINT, MICHIGAN -- Though the Space Force has yet to begin accepting applications for service, 38 year old Hank Stephens says he intends to submit his as soon as the enrollment period begins. "I had no idea when I was...

Puerto Rico And Flint, Michigan Are Vying To Host Trump’s Military Parade

A recent poll conducted by The Military Times shows that the overwhelming majority of service members surveyed are not in favor of a military parade, as proposed by the Donald Trump administration. As reported by The Hill, a whopping 89% of respondents did not...

When Traveling in the U.S., Mexico Advises Citizens to Bring Bottled Water

The government of Mexico doesn't want its citizens drinking American water.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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