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Biden Cancels Traditional White House Flat Earth Day Festivities

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Thursday, April 22nd, 2021 will be the first Earth Day that Joe Biden spends as President of the United States, though he has previously attended White House festivities on that day as Barack Obama's Vice President....

Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White House Easter Egg Roll and took the opportunity to shout "NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!" in every child's face in attendance. The life of a president, however, is full...

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from Mark Zuckerberg, the social media giant Facebook has announced it will be eliminating all groups associated with, or related to spreading, flat earth propaganda from its social media...

27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition

Ushuaia, Argentina -- 24 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have been out of radio contact since late last week and are presumed to be dead, Not Really News has learned. The team, which was composed of amateur scientists...

5 Ways To Prove The Flat Earth Theory With Alternative Science

The Earth is flat. Whether or not Big Globe and Map want to acknowledge it, the alternative science doesn't care. Because alternative science doesn't care about your facts, just your feelings. //pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); But for years, the forces...

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos issued an order that all globes being used in any American school are to be "flattened like God made it just 6,000 years ago." DeVos was confirmed in the Senate 51-50,...

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.
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Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct...
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