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Before Election Day, FDA Rushing Approval Of Alt-Right Republican Butthurt Medication

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Republican Butthurt could reach pandemic levels, and the FDA is working on a cure for it.
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FiveThirtyEight: 92% Chance Americans Will Consider 2016 Winner A ‘Total Douchebag’

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The math whizzes at FiveThirtyEight have a new prediction for this year's election.
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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