First Lady

Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the world's most famous gold miners -- who also happens to be a racist birther -- has told her friends and family recently that she's "over it" and desperately wants to stop pretending to...

Ivanka: “Daddy Has No Problem Drinking Water With One Hand When The Other’s On My Ass”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States drink water with one hand? This is a question that has apparently been plaguing the most powerful man in the free world for at least a couple of weeks,...

Trump Names First Lady as New Ambassador to the United Kingston

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he was appointing his First Lady to be the new American ambassador to the United Kingston. "Frankly, the fact that we've have to endure so long without an ambassador to...

Ivanka Reminds Feuding Mommies No Matter Who Is First Lady She Is ‘Daddy’s Bottom Bitch’

Me-owwww! Things are heating up on the lame new reality-TV political show, President Donald J. Trump! Sparks are a flyin' between President Donny Trump's current and former lovers, and everyone is wondering if we have ourselves a good old fashioned...

Ivanka Reminds Feuding Mommies No Matter Who Is First Lady She Is ‘Daddy’s Bottom Bitch’

Me-owwww! Things are heating up on the lame new reality-TV political show, President Donald J. Trump! Sparks are a flyin' between President Donny Trump's current and former lovers, and everyone is wondering if we have ourselves a good old fashioned...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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