WASHINGTON, D.C. — An orange-faced, alleged billionaire and angry orangutan lashed out on Twitter this weekend, attacking the free press. The orangutan in question first became famous in America for using his parents’ wealth to […]
“That arcane constitution really should be reviewed.” […]
“What do they think gives them the right to speak whatever language they want?” […]
Vice President Mike Pence will continue to fly around to NFL stadiums protesting protests of the national anthem during the national anthem. […]
As Vice President Mike Pence was seen making his exit from yesterday’s Colts game, witnesses saw him being consoled by a bald eagle. […]
One white woman understands why NFL players are kneeling and even agrees with their cause, but doesn’t like how they’re protesting. […]
When it comes to protesting the federal government, rancher Cliven Bundy thinks he may be able to give NFL players the tips they need. […]
Everyone knows that the media are the absolutely worst human beings on the planet. Just ask any neo-Nazi you find; they’ll tell you. […]
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says that once the administration gets tougher and grows a set, they’ll start on-camera pressers again. […]
Good, fine, upstanding Christian men and women should be jumping at the chance to heap praise on the sexual predator in chief. […]
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