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Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest themselves too heavily in the sci-fi space opera. Robertson specifically was concerned about a new...

Jussie Smollett and Jacob Wohl Open Self-Defense Clinic and Creative Writing Workshop

Actor/musician Jussie Smollet and right-wing troll/provocateur/lifelong virgin incel Jacob Wohl announced today that they have opened a new traveling self-defense clinic. "It's like a pop-up dojo, kinda," Smollett told reporters outside the first location of Jussie and Jacob's Totally Legitimate...

Gang of Hooligan Thespians Attack White House With Dramatic Reading of “All the President’s Men”

We all know you just can't trust those drama kids to not commit acts of artistic terrorism. Especially not with a snowflake in chief in the White House.
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Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance

Many conservative commentators have been apoplectic about singers Sam Smith and Kim Petras appearance at this past weekend's Grammy...
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