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Big Time Wall Street Asshole Really Lovin’ That Socialism (and Cocaine) Now, Mothafuckas!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- "You know what," Will Palumbozo asked our reporter over coffee that costs more than $14 after gratuity a couple of days ago, "do you have any idea how much I am fuckin' lovin' that...

Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In bold, decisive action this week, the Federal Reserve Bank authorized the injection of $1.5 trillion into the financial sector of the economy as part of the United States' longstanding universal bank care program. President Trump...
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Tucker Carlson Lands Exclusive Interview With Putin’s Taint

A visibly excited Tucker Carlson announced on Fox News this morning that he would be flying to Moscow this...
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