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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received...
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White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are...
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Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the scene are confirming that former...
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Obama Issues Sharia Decree Demanding Media Give Him Credit For FBI Confiscating 4,000 Guns

Credit where credit is due.
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Trey Gowdy Promises To Get To Bottom Of Connection Between Michael Flynn’s Russian Contacts And Benghazi

"Hillary Clinton is clearly to blame for this, as she is to blame for literally everything that has ever happened."
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Huckabee Sanders: Mueller Arresting Manafort a Distraction From Trump Administration Distracting Americans From Mueller Investigation

"We was doin' the distractin' first."
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Robert Mueller to Hand Deliver Criminal Charges to Trump Administration Inside Dildo

"This way, one way or another you can go fuck yourself."
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White House Cleaning Staff Find Trump’s Comey Tapes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

The whole world has been wondering if or when Donald Trump would release recordings of his conversations with James Comey.
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Actual Witch to Trump: ‘In Your Case It’s a Whiny Bitch Hunt’

This actual, real-life witch is having none of this "I'm a victim of a witch hunt" stuff from President Donald Trump, and she's speaking out.
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Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Obstruction Case Against Trump

If there was no voluntary, consensual oral involved, Clinton prosecutor Ken Starr says Donald Trump could not have obstructed justice.
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John McCain Still In His Seat Babbling Incoherently 24 Hours After Comey Finished Testifying

Senator John McCain was still rambling and babbling this morning when cleaning crews found him in the same committee hearing room he was in yesterday.
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Trump Orders Spicer to Remove James Comey from White House Microwave’s Speed Dial

After his explosive testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, James Comey has been removed from the White House microwave speed-dial.
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

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