Trump: ‘I Didn’t Obstruct Justice, I Just Tried to Impede an Investigation!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump lashed out the media, Democrats, and Special ...

GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A freshman Republican congressman has floated a rather novel idea in ...

Trump Supporter Says There’s Plenty of Room Left In His Mouth for Putin Too

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Jethro Bohiggins was the first Trump supporter in his ...

President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into what he called ...

Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received ...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities at this hour are confirming that White House doctors are ...